The British on average use two and a half times as much toilet roll as most people in Europe.
A useless fact you may think, but an interesting one when according to the Evening Standard a no-deal Brexit would lead to toilet paper shortages. Of course, whilst toilet roll may be manufactured in the UK, the wood pulp raw material comes from mainland Europe. Who knew?
So the government not only appears unwilling or unable to ensure a decent Brexit deal, it cannot, it seems, even ensure a, as it were, bum deal.